x2s:

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

cali:

i was worried there might be something wrong with me cuz when i walk around barefoot at home i exclusively do it tip-toeing but webmd said im just a gazellepilled baddie with a soul full of starlight

sirturkeyhammer:

unclefather:

sirturkeyhammer:

unclefather:

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

come here and sit down right now

Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me

transformative-rimming2:

Walking into Chipotle for the new chicken al pastor option featuring the savory, satisfying flavor of adobo, morita peppers and ground achiote with a splash of pineapple and fresh lime

girl-debord:

girl-debord:

girl-debord:

Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

Break Stuff Sunday

Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

redpandarascal:

manywinged:

sick of job hunting i wish you could still make a living scamming rich people into buying photos of ghosts and faeries like those victorian photographers

sacred-portal:

thekinkstress:

mgsotacon:

thekinkstress:

despazito:

mgsotacon:

mgsotacon:

bad and lazy design: having a couple have kids and the son(s) look exactly like the dad and the daughter(s) look exactly like the mom

i mean one of them is human

😂😂😂💋

thank you for your input, tumblr user thekinkstress

😏You are most welcome, beloved. 💋